There are times when technology is the best. thing. ever. invented. EVER.
Behold, Tolkien himself, reading a portion of his Riddles in the Dark chapter, from The Hobbit. Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Hello, world. This is Anna, freaking out.
Listen at least for a couple minutes, if you don’t want to listen to it all. Tolkien has a totally epic Gollum voice. And the way he rolls his ‘r’s is phenomenal and WHY couldn’t I have been born fifty years earlier? *sigh* Ah well. I’m so getting his autograph when I get to heaven.