That moment when you have a dream involving all your fandoms at once.
Gandalf and Elrond converse with the (eleventh) Doctor about River Song, whom you and Jack Kelly have helped Harry and Hermione tie to a chair which sits in the middle of a field full of sheep. The consensus: she must wear the first Horcrux (which looks like the coin medallion from Pirates of the Caribbean) every night, and she must be tied to the chair because otherwise she may turn into the green serpent witch from The Silver Chair. The Doctor must sit with her, holding his end of the ribbon used in their wedding, or else something else bad will happen. And then of course River kisses him. Hello, Sweetie.
What kind of drugs am I on?
I’m a little disturbed.