^^me, staring at that statue on the next street corner over.
You know, I don’t think I will ever feel the same way about stone (or darkness, for that matter *thinks of a certain Library*) again. Those cute little cherub angel things that people put next to their fishponds (you know the ones I mean? The cute pudgy little fellows which are generally looking down and sometimes have their hands over their faces? 0_0) …THEY’RE EVIL. DON’T LOOK THEM IN THE EYE! BUT DON’T STOP LOOKING AT THEM EITHER! DON’T EVEN BLINK!
…ok, so it wasn’t scary the first time around. It was actually pretty epic. I mean, best-friend-gets-zapped-into-the-past-and-sends-you-a-letter-via-her-grandson-one-minute-after-she-disappears-from-before-your-eyes? How cool is that. Butbutbut IT WAS A WHOLE ENTIRE CAVE AND THEY TRIED TO EAT THE DOCTOR. Which is bad in itself. But. There is a STATUE on the street corner. Like. A STATUE. Oh sure, it LOOKS innocent enough! It LOOKS lovely and artistic! But nooooo, deep down inside its evil stone heart it’s WAITING. AND ANGELS CAN WAIT FOREVER. AND THE ENTIRE TOWN IS ABOUT TO BE TURNED INTO OBLIVION I CAN FEEL IT. * full blown Anna-is-really-freaking-out-right-now episode*
…However. River is cool. Ashley, you may tell me you told me so. Although…come to think of it, I don’t know that you did…
(And on reflection, River is cool…Maybe. What’s all this about a secret River’s-past-Doctor’s-future and killing a remarkable man?? I’m suspicious. Very.)
BUT REALLY WHY IS THERE A STATUE ON THE STREET CORNER??? ITS A PUBLIC MENACE! In…a really disturbing and slightly terrifying sort of way…help me. If anyone out there is reading this, send a rescue squad. And hurry. You may be too late. Have you ever tried not blinking because your life actually really DID depend on it? Yep, thought not. Come along, then. Rescue squad, quick as you like. I’ll be waiting…O_O *stares*