So when I’m rich and famous and have a private jet, it’s going to be like this. Exactly. Like. This.
The two fellows trying to pronounce Mordor – that’s what I sound like when I make fun of Sir Ian McKellen. Have you ever noticed how Gandalf rolls his Rs so nicely when he says that? I find it quite hilarious. And whenever I’m reading the book and come across a place where Gandalf says Mordor, I giggle. Inwardly. And imitate him. Outwardly. You know how many weird looks you get when you walk around a public place holding a thick book and proclaiming words in strange languages with horribly overdone accents? Yep. It’s kind of epic.
Five days, nineteen hours, fifty one minutes, and thirty four seconds.